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Saturday, August 19, 2006 ' 11:36 AM

"Weeds" (2005)

NARTS

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The Nart sagas are to the Caucasus what Greek mythology is to Western civilization. This book presents, for the first time in the West, a wide selection of these fascinating myths preserved among four related peoples whose ancient cultures today survive by a thread. In ninety-two straightforward tales populated by extraordinary characters and exploits, by giants who humble haughty Narts, by horses and sorceresses, Nart Sagas from the Caucasus brings these cultures to life in a powerful epos.

Excerpts from the Nart sagas

"The Narts were a tribe of heroes. They were huge, tall people, and their horses were also exuberant Alyps or Durduls. They were wealthy, and they also had a state. That is how the Narts lived their lives. . . ."

"The Narts were courageous, energetic, bold, and good-hearted. Thus they lived until God sent down a small swallow. . . ."

"The Narts were very cruel to one another. They were envious of one another. They disputed among themselves over who was the most courageous. But most of all they hated Sosruquo. . . . A rock gave birth to him. He is the son of a rock, illegally born a mere shepherd's son. . . ."

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On Urbandictionary,

WEEDS
the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

DERDER
Noun. Cylindrical light-stock cardboard tube used to wrap toilet paper and paper towels, among myriad other paper and card stock products. Once the paper is exhausted and it is no longer used in its original capacity, it is used to trumpet one's voice around the room or venue in similar fashion to a megaphone.
My dad sounds so ridiculous when he uses that derder to make a duck call.

[I finally know what pwned means.]
PWNED
A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

"That team totally pwned us."

MAISY
A show designed for preschoolers, which airs at 5 am on Noggin. This basically contains a pirate-favoring, over-squeakable mouse; a tall, mentally challenged alligator, and some other lifeless animals the Im-such-a-flamer narrator speaks for.This show is most likely so super retarded (even worse than Dora the Explorer) because no preschoolers are actually awake at 5 am, sipping their juice to bubbly zoo music in between each 5-minute episode of SHIT.Yeah, preschoolers arent into this.You wanna know who IS watching right now, though? A group of stoners. Its their drug while already on a drug.
-Smoke completely fills the room-

"This Maisy shit's making me so high man."

"THIS IS MY JAM MAAAAAN! MAISAY MAISAY MOUSE"

GABS
Gay men with great Abs. Abs: The stereotypical gay man's 12 pack. A phenomenal set of abdominal muscles.
Wow, did you see gabs on that guy? He must spend a lot of time working on those gabs! Hey dude, nice gabs!

Oh man. I'm bored.

XOXO